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Ballad
of the Corpse Flower
Here’s
a story I’ve got to tell,
About
a ten foot flower that really smells.
It’s
called a corpse but it’s not dead.
Although
it’s inside pedals are red.
It
will make your eyes water.
Oh
and for creeps that’s just the starter.
It’s
also dead for years.
Then
it opens wide creating tears.
You
will need a stepladder to get to the top.
Stick
your head inside long enough for your nose to pop.
If
your allergies usually fill your skull with dread,
This
is one day you will not want a clear head.
All
the Goth kids will be standing in line.
With
a name like The Corpse Flower they looked at the sign.
Goth
kids like to follow macabre fame.
The
kids will be thinking it’s a new rock band with that name.
Ten
feet of horror like Frankenstein;
I
hope nobody is disappointed and starts to whine.
I
don’t think green thumbs will be fooled.
Unlike
Goth kids they usually are not tools.
Dr.
Seuss could have thought of this.
But
Mother Nature’s imagination made this not his.
Green
thumbs come from across the Sound.
Seattle
Washington is where the body can be found.
University
of Washington it’s in the greenhouse.
It
comes in like a lion then sleeps like a mouse.
The
botany team works until ten at night.
So
you don’t have to wait in line to see the freight.
The
Corpse Flower blooms once every few years.
So
come and see it now before the bloom disappears.
The
yellow and red flower will lumber for years at a time.
See
it soon because I’m out of rhyme.
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